About Us, The Short Story
Originating in 2003 and designed for the extreme adventurer in southern New Mexico, the founders of the Raging Main created a brand that speaks to the demands of hikers, ATVers and Mountain Bikers on and off the trail. This brand has quickly become the definitive name in this extreme local culture.
As the creator of the "local adventurer lifestyle," The Raging Main is the first brand of its kind to connect technology and interests in local history and photography with motocross, hiking, MTB, music, skateboarding, and snowboarding.
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About the Contributors
We are dynamic figures, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. We have been known to remodel train stations on lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. We translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, we tread water for three days in a row and surf the Rio Grande.
We can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. We are experts in stucco, veterans in love, and an outlaws in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, we single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. We play the bagpipes, and were scouted by the Mets. We are the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, we build large suspension bridges in our yard. We enjoy urban hang gliding, bungee jumping and digging brodies. On Wednesdays, we repair electrical appliances free of charge.
We are abstract artists, concrete analysts, ballistic experts and a ruthless bookies. Critics worldwide swoon over our original line of velvet evening wear. We don't perspire. We are private citizens, yet we receive fan mail. We have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes. Last summer we toured New England with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration and obtained our Series 7 license. We bat 400 and write haiku. Our deft floral arrangements have earned us fame in international botany circles. We can toss the caber and ollie dumpsters.
We can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. We have read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. We know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. We have performed several covert operations for MI6. We sleep once a week; when we do sleep, we sleep in chairs. While on vacation in Canada, we successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to us.
We balance, weave, dodge, frolic, skip and our bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, we participate in full-contact origami. Years ago we discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. We have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
We breed prize winning razor clams. We have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. We have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, and have spoken with Elvis.
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